Life Clinic

Ever since I was about twelve I have had stomach/intestine issues. First, I had a parasite for quite some time before we finally got rid of it. Then, the doctors thought I might have a gallbladder issue. Test, after test, they never found any inflammation, stones, or anything that would be causing as much pain as I was in. Anyway, the years past with on and off pain. A couple months ago when we were in California, the stomach pains came back any time I ate anything. Then, a week later, they went a way. So, point being, there is something wrong with me. Haha. So, being the mom that she is, my sweet mother decided to take me to this place called Life Clinic. My mother joined me in this "lie detector" type machine test. The doctor would poke this metal probe at different spots on our hands and feet. Each spot sent an electrical wave through different parts of my body and into the computer. The computer showed where good/normal was and anything above or below that was either inflamed or weak. (of whichever part of the body it was going through that time) After finding out which parts of my body needed help, she would "ask" my body if a certain pill or remedy would make it better. Apparently, my subconscious would respond through the dectector and back into the computer to tell her whether or not my body needed/wanted those certain supplements, by either being in the good/normal part, or above or below. I was very suspicious of this test we were doing. I mean, really? My body was just subconsciously telling this detector what it needs? Yeah, weird. I wasn't convinced until she printed my results out. She came to the conclusion that my body lacks the Iodine it needs. And, that my gallbladder isn't producing enough bile. She thinks I may have gallstones; little ones that an x-ray can't see. There were a lot of other things wrong as well, but the gallbladder and large intestine were the worst. So, she gave me some vitamins my body detected it needed, a cleanse to clean the gall-stones out, and a lot of new information to let sink in. Today and tomorrow I will be doing a liver cleanse. I can't eat or drink anything until Sunday evening except for this mixture drink of epsom salt and grapefruit juice. Yummy, huh? The doctor said if there were stones, this cleanse will make them come out. And if so, come Monday, I should be feeling better. I am hoping this cleanse and these pills I will be taking for the next while will cure my issues and I will feel better and start having more energy.

I may be crazy, and this whole thing could be a joke, but I'm hoping and praying it actually works! :)